Now My Butt Hurts
boyinterrupted:
Ah New York! Thou art a heartless bitch.
living in times square is like taking up residence in epcot center. it SUCKED. i lived right around the corner from this for almost 6 years. i took all my aggression out on tourists. i would arbitrarily steal their cabs or swear at them for no good reason. i figured it was what they expected. if anything they returned to boise with a decent story for their friends about how insane and cruel new yorkers were. i would never steal a cab from a native new yorker. that’s a good way to get killed.

boyinterrupted:

Ah New York! Thou art a heartless bitch.

living in times square is like taking up residence in epcot center. it SUCKED. i lived right around the corner from this for almost 6 years. i took all my aggression out on tourists. i would arbitrarily steal their cabs or swear at them for no good reason. i figured it was what they expected. if anything they returned to boise with a decent story for their friends about how insane and cruel new yorkers were. i would never steal a cab from a native new yorker. that’s a good way to get killed.

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