Now My Butt Hurts
i just got a call from a publicist wanting to know if i would be interested in complimentary botox treatments. despite the fact that we’re talking about something that’s free and i’m usually totally a whore for that i had to decline. why you ask? because… it’s fucking BOTOX!
first off.. i’m happy with my appearance and how i’ve aged. second,  botox is a neurotoxin.. BOTULISM.. that was created originally as a  possible agent for chemical warfare. WHY!?!?! would you put this stuff  IN YOUR FACE?! and the third thing is that there aren’t any studies that detail the long term  effects of PUTTING A CHEMICAL WARFARE AGENT IN YOUR FACE! i can’t  believe people do this.
vanity is a motherfucker

i just got a call from a publicist wanting to know if i would be interested in complimentary botox treatments. despite the fact that we’re talking about something that’s free and i’m usually totally a whore for that i had to decline. why you ask? because… it’s fucking BOTOX!

first off.. i’m happy with my appearance and how i’ve aged. second, botox is a neurotoxin.. BOTULISM.. that was created originally as a possible agent for chemical warfare. WHY!?!?! would you put this stuff IN YOUR FACE?! and the third thing is that there aren’t any studies that detail the long term effects of PUTTING A CHEMICAL WARFARE AGENT IN YOUR FACE! i can’t believe people do this.

vanity is a motherfucker

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