Now My Butt Hurts

Thank God for doods who drink Coors and pee in sinks and love Fox News?

THAT’S what this is about?

NO.

It’s about the concept that people, LIKE MR. MACHOPANTS IN TURQUOISE BRACELETS, who doesn’t understand the difference between information and commerce. And that goes for the Right and the Left.

I am mortified by FoxNews because their audiences actually take their shit SERIOUSLY. See, because I don’t take CNN or MSNBC as gospel. I take the information and try to decipher the truth. What frightens me is that FoxNews watchers take that shit as the WORD and then run with it to the end. I mean, Keith Olbermann is just as much as a blabbermouth as the ones on the Right. Some days, I turn him OFF because I can’t take it. I don’t need any more people yelling and getting indignant, I want shit to get DONE, and we can name all the worst people in the world, but frankly, that’s way too easy.

ALL THIS SHIT is about ratings. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to clean out their ears with a giant QTip. No, not one of my fave rappers, but an implement manufactured by Johnson and Johnson.

And what, if we all just embraced REALITY or down-to-earthness or whatever that shit is all about, we’d all be ok?

This whole debaucle is only partially about class struggles, so embracing Coors over Pinot Grigio isn’t how it is solved. The real problem is that this issue is rooted in RACE. Yep. Anyone who suggests otherwise needs some Visine, a tissue and a time-out.

Are you a racist because you watch FoxNews or wear Wranglers and drink Busch beer? No, you’re a racist because you embrace the hate they peddle and can’t decide for yourself that we’re all in this together, all trying to get out of the muck in the wake of one of the most hateful and inhumane administrations in American history.

amen to that

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