Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, how we’ve missed you.

Christian Jade (real name Matthew W. Simmons) is under investigation by the Naval Criminal Investigative Service for “indecent acts and sodomy while involved in the production of adult pornography.” That makes it sound so gross when in fact Christian’s porn is really hot. The mega hung blond had been stationed in Marine Barracks Washington and has confirmed to Military Times that his case will be taken to court martial.

It’s unclear how this one got caught, but at this point anyone who thinks he can get away with doing gay porn and being an active member of the military is either an idiot or crazy. Or both. Anyways, I hope everything works out for Chrisitan and he can resume working full time for Dink Flamingo’s Active Duty, where I’m assuming NCIS officials are gathering their evidence. (They’ve gotta have a membership to the site by now just to cross reference new recruits, right?)