August 2009
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the french connection
FRENCH EXEC: Bonjour. Monsieur [garbled] vill bee vith us en zee confrenz call tooday. Heez [garbled]
ME: Who? I'm sorry this connection sucks.
FRENCH EXEC: Monsieur Colby frum [garbled]
ME: WHAT!? Colby? like the shitty cheese?
FRENCH EXEC: Non. Izzz Monsieur Shawn Koh-dee vif ..... "Dee" not "Bee"
ME: Sean Cody!?!? I don't know if it's your accent or....
FRENCH EXEC: eh eh eh eh. anazur time purrr haps? Non. Vee aave vith uzz toooday Monsieur Jean Cody.
ME: Oh.... Um.... Bon Jour.
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white girls wearing animal masks →
July 2009
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School refuses to apologize for banning a... →
horsecock renders some of us powerless to it's... →
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The word “corndog” really sounds like it should be a euphemism for...
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Fabulous” might be the most ridiculous word in American English....
– brokeassstuart
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created for dazed digital
brian lichtenberg - s/s 08
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gay teen facebook story i've been working on for...
not interesting i’m sure but seriously disappointing issue we are puting together. i had matthew shepard’s mom basically cuss me out and hang up on me. my management is not thrilled with my lack of interest in working with someone for the vmas (it’s not THAT much money) and i’ve been avoiding assignments for the upcoming fashion weeks.
i was an art history major. i love...
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janelle monae - many moons fun fact: extras were cast off myspace. many folks were told diddy would be there (he had just signed janelle) and they arrived drunk, assuming it was one of his videos. when sean got there a pa was cleaning up puke. janelle was/is (i can’t keep up) dating andre 3000, hence the similarity in sound. this was just before she did her gig with the atlanta ballet. not...
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Ab Fab’s Patsy is a goddess in Nepal
We cannot very well argue for the sanctity of marriage as a crucial social...
– Is The Gay Marriage Debate Over? | Christianity Today (via notthatkindagay)
"when are you going to make one that's a little... →
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"when are you going to make one that's a little... →
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Remember before that one died and the other one... →
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God, is there anything grosser than watching an ugly person eat a banana?
– daisysf
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